There are elements of Michael Wolff’sFire and Furyso insane that if it was any year but 2018 you would think it was the plot of land to an episode ofVeep , only more farcical . Now , the squad atBotnikhave decided to give it a twisting on their writing tool . This is the very same AI bot that produceda screaming ( if forbidding ) burlesque of theHarry Potterbooksand attempted ( and failed ) to recreate the hand ofan averageScrubsepisode .
The predictive keyboard was trained on selection from the volatile exposéas well as McDonald ’s menu detail – a tribute toTrump ’s favourite fast - food chain . allow ’s just say , thing film a very surreal crook .
It begin with this classical opener .
“ Trump ’s first hundred solar day of being President were a toasted grill veg potpourri of ketchup and outrage . ”(Tasty . )
And quickly descends into absurdity .
“ Trump believe that power was grown by combine the novel dipping sauces to make them crazy and cool , ” state one senior white working class womaniser with ketchup in his eye . “ He liked to point out that he was officially the President of being poison by all the remarkable kinds of high mallow in the world . ”
Some of the “ revelations ” do n’t seem so far - fetched consideringcertain claim in Wolff ’s book .
“ Whenever Trump wanted , he would command “ Beef and a chief ! ” in his bathrobe , and his staff would have to get him a little bit of meat . ”
Of course , Comey and Clinton make a cameo appearance .
“ Then in early November , James Comey said , “ One of Hillary Clinton ’s restaurants in 1972 could have been a front for sell hot click to the press , but we have no facts . ”
And there is even a point of reference to the Russia scandal .
“ As the Russia investigators seemed to be a job for Donald , he evidence Priebus to get 50 more chocolaty - chip cookies shaped like the White House to test to create confusion over which was the one with the President in it . ”
The chapter ( called " Beef and a Chief " ) also contains anecdote of the President talking to a cheeseflower - soaked beef patty , pretending to be a burrito , and condemning liberalist for stealing his chophouse secrets .
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