Gizmodo.com Diary

Readthis first , otherwise none of the following will make sense . – JC

Dear Diary,

I was on the internet with my buddy Lifehacker.com , take care for in effect DEALZ on laptops to brand . We saw some all right DEALZ , checkin out sites like FatWallet.com Sellout.woot.com and Techbargains , but nothing stand out .

On the drive rest home I locked all the windows in the car and cut the big one . You have intercourse the kind you push back three times to build up up energy ? It was like that . You should have seen the look on Lifehacker ’s side ! larger-than-life .

This weird chick Judy from RSS class come up to me today and said that her friend Sellout.woot.com knew who I was and inquire if I knew who she was . I had no thought what she was talk about . Judy say I looked at her when I was shopping or something ? That sound kind of familiar . I think she was the one that had that notebook computer with a Celeron Processor , which is like , c’m on , we ’re not in 7th grade anymore . I be intimate sometimes puberty hits late for some people , but … we’re graduating next year . But I dunno , peradventure she has a good operating system .

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Girls are uncanny . Sellout.woot.com Skyped me today and was like , hey , nice article you save . And I was like , what article ? And she says , “ THIS ONE ! ” and IMs methis connectedness . Turns out it was a link to Engadget . What a crazyface . On the other hand , she was kind of blistering , and offer a honorable Leontyne Price on an Xbox 360 Pro with 60 GB hard thrust , so I ask for her ICQ figure . For later . Crap , I ’m later for Liveblog drill .

So , I took Ai n’t It Cool News out to a movie because that gaga little girl Julie or Judy or something tell me that Sellout.woot.com was going to be there . I wanted to make Sellout.woot.com overjealous , since that ’s what my cousin-german Fleshbot.com told me girls like . She has a lot of girl friends , so I ’m sure she love what she ’s talk about . Ai n’t It Cool News was all into it , but to be honest , her big case really grow me off . I care a fille with some Lucida Grande . You know , some class .

I just got done run out and I bank Sellout.woot.com was looking at me the whole time . It ’s punishing to tell with girls when they throw off out uncanny signals . One minute they ’re all looking at you , the next they ’re unsubscribing from your top chronicle e-mail list . I do n’t bang , maybe I should just call her . I do sort of ask a cheap laptop for the john . [ Sellout.Woot.com ]

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