In their initialpress discharge , Nokia called their N95 “ what information processing system have become . ” It was n’t just a new phone , or even a new smartphone . The N95 was the evolution of the calculator .
In short , we were reading praseodymium poetry . And as it is known , there is only one way to counter PR poetry : dorky tech reviewer poesy .
So for this week ’s Frankenreview , we adjudicate to abandon the traditional pullquotes and call in some party favour to our fellow N95 referee .
strike the leap to read — in Haiku cast — what GigaOM , PCWorld , LAPTOP , MobileBurn and , of class , Gizmodo , had to say about the Nokia N95 .
- This score does not represent the official microcomputer World ranking , and is or else base upon commentator Melissa Perenson ’s Melissometer(tm ) .
Five megapixels
GPS , 3 G , nice screen
Here ( unlike iPhone )
Fast surfing , sharp pics
Shows you nearest ATMs
Too bad hard currency is gone
Slick dual slide smartphone
More tech than Optimus Prime
disgrace it has no juice
He does n’t like verse form
But we enjoyed his review
So we have it here
Like a concept phone
Great Cam , Nav , Endless Features
Shoddy Build , Battery
https://gizmodo.com/gizmodos-long-ass-nokia-n95-review-why-it-rocks-why-i-250902
spectacles
OS : Series 60 ( Symbian )
banding : 850/900/1800/1900 MHz ( in the U.S. )
datum : EDGE , Wi - Fi
presentation : 2.6 column inch ( 320 x 240 pixels , 16 million colors )
Bluetooth : 2.0
store : 160 MB
Expansion : microSD
Talk / Standby Time : 3.5 hours/9 days
Weight : 4.2 ounces
Size : 3.9 x 2.1 0.8 inches
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