In all honesty , we usually leave Sundays for re-create and pasting precipitous ikon ads and daydream about ionizers that can fit in our pants ( all while we nap off our wine cooler hangover ) . But the news just keeps on coming , folks , and it does n’t take care like it ’s ending anytime soon .
Zenith has just herald their new Flashmatic gadget . How can I best explain this gismo to the unenlightened masses ? It ’s like holding a television in your hand , except without bearing the free weight of a tube display or Grant Wood paneling . sure as shooting the Flashmatic will revolutionise the human race . Just intend , no longer will we require to have households with 2 - 3 children just to get up and deepen channels for us — meaning we will never have to deal a duplicate bed with our spouses again .
Still , in an age where my PS3 plays cordless , we wonder why SOMEONE did n’t amount up with the Flashmatic sooner . But we ’re guessing that the advanced “ yellow shaft ” technology must be trickier than it look .
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