It ’s 1 pm . You ’re still in bed , having already muttered some lame excuse to your boss as to why you are n’t in to work today , chugged a liter of water supply , half a nursing bottle of aspirin , AND TWO gallon OF COFFEE but no dice . When all else fails , this newfangled FDA - approved remedy might help .
The new wunderpill is dubbedBlowfishby its creator , Brenna Haysom . It contains a full gram of aspirin , 120 magnesium of caffeine and two tablets of antiacid . It wo n’t save you from the spoilt pick you make while hammered ( she had all her teeth last night , what gives ? ) but it will save you from the hangover to come . And hey , if anything , it ’s ripe than Stevie Ray Vaughan ’s hangover cure : a g of blow ( just the coke , not the Pisces ) in a rock chicken feed of whisky .
Disclaimer : Drugs like cocaine are defective , mmmkay ? Just look at Stevie Ray — he did cocaine and died in a helicopter clang . [ Washington Post ]
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