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Sadly , some of the intense wackiness of the Hobbit menus are not to be found in this new Fantastic Four - themed carte ( dub the “ Slamtastic 4 ” menu , so you get laid we ’re already off to a swell start ) but we ’re still left with some hilariously weird / dreadful risible book food mashups . Each member of the squad gets a signature stunner except for , strangely enough , Mr. Fantastic . I guess they could n’t come up with something as an combining weight to “ can debase his limbs and stuff . ” ( Surely noodles or spaghetti ? Denny ’s , call me ! Let ’s make for this out ! ) .
Sue Storm gets the “ Invisible Woman Slam ” :
Nothing says invisibleness like … fruit pancake ? I almost wish they just accuse you for an empty denture for the direful joke .
Meanwhile , the Human Torch gets the “ Human Torch Skillet ” :
Which is appropriately dot with jalapeños , because , you know , fervour and poppycock . As our ownRia Misrasaid upon see about this , “ I just do n’t think anything you consecrate off a Denny ’s menu should have the parole “ human ” in it at all . ” I ’m also sad that this frypan does not have the same sort ofradioactive glowthe Hobbit food did , which would actually work here !
So far , so lazy for the Fantastic Four / Denny ’s crossover , but it ’s at least , err , saved a little by “ The affair Burger ” :
First off , the expert matter . Great — or should I say fantastic — use of a cheddar bun to give a decidedly Thing - ish grain . Less great ? Well , here ’s the verbal description , emphasis mine :
hired man - iron beef patty topped with hash John Brown , an Egg cooked to purchase order , Cheddar Cheese , two crispy Bacon funnies , and punch - packing affair Sauce . Served on a Cheddar bun with our rippled - prune Gallic fries .
Oh god , Thing Sauce . What is Thing Sauce ? What piss it “ clout - packing ” ? Why does “ Thing Sauce ” sound like something you ’d listen about in an grownup Fantastic Four parody ? Who in their right mind need to deplete something slathered in Thing Sauce ? ? I have so many questions , and all the possible answers terrorize me .
At this point , the card decides to just give up the guise of creativity in all , open us the “ I dunno , let ’s say there ’s four dissimilar thing are in this because Fantastic Four ” item that are the “ Fantastic Four - Cheese Omelette ” and the “ Fantastic Four - fruit charmer ” , but there is one last piece of weirdness : The Doctor Doom Lava Cake .
The blogger thing in the movie was bad enough , but really , Denny ’s ? This is all you may do for theall - caps glorythat is Victor Von Doom ? for certain Lava cake would be a Johnny Storm joint . WHERE IS THE productive dedication TO THE LORE OF THE FANTASTIC FOUR IN THIS MENU , DENNY’S. WHERE .
Interested in a dining experience that is likely the penny-pinching you ’ll get to experience the notion the Fantastic Four proceed through when they were blasted by cosmic radiation and got their powers ? Denny ’s Fantastic Four menu will be usable from June 23rd .
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