Nineteen year sure-enough Huang Chen stumbled intoxicated into a hospital in Changsha , China recently complaining of severe pain in his butt . Yeah , you know where this is going … but there is a twist .
As the account go , the television in the cellblock mysteriously turned off when the patient turned over in bottom , shortly before disco biscuit - rays revealed that his supporter had wad a remote control up his butt while he was go out .
“ We did n’t have it off what it was to start up with . There was a little minute of blood but he did n’t say anything about a removed ascendance . We could n’t quite believe it when we witness the ex - re , ” said medic Dr Wei Lung Zhi .
“ He will be o.k. in time but the remote was a write off , ” he added .
Yeah , that whole affair with the remote inside his bowel turn the telly off seems pretty suspect , but the message here is very real . Do n’t pass out around your asshole acquaintance . As an added stratum of security , I have a shirt you might be interested in . Or at least you would be concerned in it if it were still being produced . [ MirrorviaFarkand Shirt viaT - Shirt Hell ]
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