Bigfoot Conference Verdict: Big Fat Hoax

tick to viewThe Bigfoot printing press conference grant no results and has only enraged the Bigfoot Field Research Organization . The watchdog group vocalise its skilful opinion on the OMFG Bigfoot situationwe covered yesterday . The experts take fraud , and the press group discussion did nothing to put out the fires of argument sweeping the country . Is the tank full of Bigfoot really just a costume ? Video from the Georgians and more pictures from the press group discussion after the leap . UPDATE : TV link to press conference is admit . The Isle of Man who find out Bigfoot ’s remain , Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer ( from BigFootTracker.com ) amass in Palo Alto , California , baseball hat and all , for the big reveal . With them was Tom Biscardi , host of an Bigfoot Internet wireless show .

concord toFox Newsthe world show reporters two bleary photos that were the mouth of the beast and the other was a photograph of the beast run around in the Georgia wood . The Scooby Gang would n’t uncover more , to protect this endangered metal money .

Why hazy pic , because according to theBFRO , it ’s really just aHalloween costumeof Sasquatch and not the material deal itself . Looking at pictures of the costume , from Haunted Adventures , next to the epitome of the cooler is pretty convincing .

The “ DNA ” grounds that was uncover is a second perplexing . According to the BFRO they did n’t actually take a specimen from the Bigfoot in question :

The only scientist involved with them ( Curt Nelson ) simply pick up a “ DNA sampling ” in the mail . Three result so far from that sample : 1 ) unknown , 2 ) man , and 3 ) opossum . Nelso will do more tests , but he has said his test do n’t mean anything .

Biscardi said there would be no other Bigfoot news today , but promised that Fox News could make for a crew of scientist down to Georgia to examine the organic structure . If by scientists , he mean pucker more intoxicated Quaker to parade around in the suit and take pictures , then I think he ’s right on the money . But best of all is the fact that radio show innkeeper Biscardi explain that both Whitton and Dyerbeen have received decease threats throughout this whole breakthrough . I can only assume this is by Bigfoot ’s married woman who is pissed that they murdered her husband and have been milk his cadaver for money . Vengeance is yours , Mrs. Foot . We ’ve been trying to contribute you footage from the jam group discussion that both CNN and Fox News were at , but my mother wit are telling me that now that everyone deems this an actual hoax the picture are being strip down . Instead here is some You Tubery of The Big Foot police force talk about their discovery , it ’s a classic .

Last Of Us 7 Ellie Crash