Last Sunday ’s truthful Blood took all the long - winded fang raillery about vampire Billie Jean Moffitt King , vampire queens , magisters , vampire equivalence acts , and “ say-so ” and call on it into something interesting . From here on out , vampire government cease to be boring ! Some NSFW pics .
I ’ve been criminate before of being a scrap of a “ fangirl ” when it amount to unfeigned Blood . Sorry hater , but this is going to be one of those time . Last night had the serious conclusion in True Blood story . Plus , Ginger ’s back . But allow ’s let the Pros and Cons do the talk shall we ?
Pro : Eric soars in on the vampcam . He ’s like the wind , that one .
Pro : Eric demesne in Fangtasia and Pam and I both freak out because , as she read , “ You never panic ! Should I be panicking ? ” The result , yes . Everyone should be panicking .
Pro : Ginger is back , and looking slightly less dead as hell . beneficial for you girl .
sting : But there ’s not time for reunion hugs , the V - Feds are here and apparently they want Pam and Eric to bring together the Rhythm Nation .
hustle : Nan ’s entrance . Although I make love Nan , this entrance was eye - rolling . Was she sit around stand behind all the “ V - Feds ” waiting for the sounds of Eric and Pam total out of the government agency so that she could clock her entrance just right ? Did she make everyone describe up this way to increase the striking effect ? Maybe she thought she heard them a little early and accidentally lead off walking towards the entrance only to have to rapidly call on around and run back to her tabular array , dark glasses on . Oh Nan .
confidence trick : SILVER HIM . This is a heavy threat now ? heavy enough to cut to the claim ? I dunno Nan .
Pro : While Talbot being dead is utterly a Con , we ’re altogether ready to determine the vampire King unhinge with cult .
Pro : He does .
Con : The King immediately notices that the Viking crown is work . So course Eric killed Talbot . Mystery over . The end . Boooo . We were holding out for the King knowing the entire meter . Who comment that poppycock mightily away ? Also Eric , you suck at stealing thing .
Pro : Of naturally Bill enters the shower by strangling Sookie , this is a totally normal and sexy way to get into a cascade .
sting : More crappy foreshadowing , but this metre with boobs . The tv camera soar in on Bill fixate Sookie ’s bite marker with his blood . I just want to love one matter , who out there forget that this is what vampire blood does ? We know this .
Pro : But a big pro for drive a very hot sex view and make it shuddery with the possible psychotic reference blood circling the drain angle .
Pro : Dennis O’Hare . Just sayin ’ .
Con : After the blooming sex shower Sookie and Bill manoeuver below . Maybe now they will go face for Bill ’s province , Jessica , who was almost killed by the King Vampire and a werewolf last hebdomad . Nope ? straighten up Sookie ’s house takes top antecedency … well , after hatred sex and then a shower , of course . Bill , your vampire parenting skills leave much to be desired .
Pro : On the positive side , the human relationship talk was very funny . Nothing phases Sookie any longer , well besides full idle wolfman frontal . And this was cute : “ Just once I ’d like to not detect a dead consistence in my house . ” Same here Sooks .
Pro : Jesus in Lafayette ’s robe . Super cunning . Plus did you notice that Jesus is literally surround by exposure of Mary and Jesus ?
Pro : Does Lafayette drink in Jose Cuervo Black ?
yardbird : Wait , on second persuasion , are they just lollygag around half - bare while Lafayette ’s crazy momma is running around his house ? Methinks this is n’t the best idea ever . I vouch that if my mother is spending the night in my abode , softheaded or sane , the last affair I ’m doing is having an after - sex nightcap in the eye of my home .
Con : While Jesus ’ jaguar tattoo is aphrodisiacal and all , we get it , he ’s into mysticism and whatnot . You ’ve found this before True profligate , what with the sexuality praying in front of the idols and karma talk and on and on .
confidence game : Crystal and Jason . That is all .
Pro : Meanwhile , back with Eric and the V - Feds maraud there ’s a BIG reveal , Eric is a Virgo .
Pro : Nan calls Ginger a “ screeching fang cushion . ”
flimflam : Does n’t await like it will …
Pro : Arlene needs 9 time of day of nap for the infant . Terry is initiate to finally understand that his lady his full of shit and demand . And yet , it does n’t really seems like it disoblige him . Why ? Because . He is . The expert .
bunko : Sam walks into his brothers raw party and asks him if he ’s high-pitched ? This is what you postulate him ? How about , “ Hey . Could you stop waving your loins at me ? ”
Con : Tommy is slowly becoming the newfangled Tara to me . While Tara is slowly growing , Tommy is regressing into a spoilt nipper who work out because he ’s lived a hard life . It ’s not interesting , and I like his fibre . But right now he ’s simply service as a gaudy , bother obstacle in Sam ’s life . If it keeps on going this direction no one is choke to care what happens to Tommy . Which is sad because to begin with he was doing a great job straddle both side of the obnoxious - hillbilly - and - broken - tike fencing .
Pro : As much as I loathe Crystal and her meth family , Jason gets lovemaking for asking if the guy cable they just tied up and swing in the woods “ needs medical assistance ” after getting prompted by the 911 operator . Jason is a really great part . But True Blood has stimulate to give him something better to do besides Crystal .
Pro : Ruby want to bless everyone ’s Jell - group O before they can exhaust it .
Con : Because of Crystal , Kevin is hurt . More rationality to hate Crystal .
Pro : Andy and Jason are both trying to get each other to aid them out . It ’s like the battle of the idiots . Andy wo n’t yell at Jason for pretending to be a cop and Jason is baiting Andy with the “ you already thought of that already ” shtick . It ’s lovely . I know there ’s a Baby Vamp Jessica blog , but why not a picture web log that ’s just Jason and Andy in his cruiser hitting the dirt roads of Bon Temps ?
Pro : Andy keeps complaining about his ulcer while eying the bag of v - juice badly . My gut reaction to this scenario is , “ Oh Lord , here we go again . ” One more game demarcation to wrap around another character for no dear reason . But , but maybe it will be different ! I really go for that Andy does n’t become a v - succus addict and alternatively , he uses the blood line to heal Kevin . After all , this episode spent a lots of time in the exhibitor blatantly demonstrate us the healing world power of lamia blood . Because it ’s not like we have n’t been watching for the 3 season .
Pro : Tara go to get assist in a livelihood group . This makes me glad for two reason . First , this want to be done . As much as I hump the character reference that is Franklin Mott , he really did some awfully unspeakable thing to Tara . I ’m beaming she went to the group to show interview members that these place exist . Second , even though I ’m not loving this raw graphic symbol waitress , she does give up the one speech I ’ve been die for Tara to get wind perpetually . turn back expecting the worst out of everyone and everything . Hopefully this will help broaden Tara ’s character — already she ’s been acting more like a human being and less like a persona whose entire intention is to get crapped on and then yell about said crapping in a spoiled speech pattern .
Con : I do not , however , like that the crone waitress — yes straight Blood , we all hump she ’s a witch , your hints are as fragile as a malleus to the nerve — is running the group . What ’s next ? Is she going to move in with Arlene ? help oneself Tommy put out his ira in more constructive ways ? Be a shoulder for Jessica to bloody cry on ? I see what you ’re doing here and I do n’t care it . It fume of last season ’s Maryann . And we all remember how that stop , right ? A whole sequence where a grouping of theatrical role posture in togas like an egg that had perfectly nothing to do with anything .
Pro : To commenterStangetzfor finally envision out where we know the new waitress from …
Con : The next title reads , “ Sookie Stackhouse Is Magical . ” Thank good for funnily helpful newspaper headline .
Pro : Mind reading Pisces talkin ’ .
bunko : Hadley ’s little boy Hunter is drag in off by his female parent shout out “ she knows , she bonk . ” Huh ? Hadley know ? Sookie knows ? The Queen bang ? This possibly scary moment was lose on me .
sting : Called it . The waitress has now endear herself to Arlene , complete with strange chant - similar vocals in the background . She ’s a hag .
Pro : of import vampire fairyland wardrobe alteration .
Con : Bill emerges from the pond the “ mysteriously deep ” pool from the last instalment . This is probably important for obvious metaphor intellect . Like Sookie ’s light , the cup , the water everything else in the Fern Gully pornography aspiration world .
Pro : Eric is soooo sleepy-eyed .
Pro : Eric and Pam ’s moment between vampire maker and vampire child . This season has in reality been doing a pretty estimable caper of revealing the literal kinship between Eric and Pam . And of course , when Eric tells Pam that it ’s her act to be a maker , they directly cut to baby Jessica . Now that ’s some heavy - handed foreshadowing we can get behind .
Pro / sting : Hoyt ’s hate of Summer is both upsetting and supporting . Encouraging because Jessica and Hoyt belong together , you will never win over me of the opposite . But it ’s upsetting because I also enjoy “ strawber ’ preserves , ” outlandishly crowing sundress seemingly made from my granny ’s curtains , biscuits , talking about myself , show air and antiquing . And if Hoyt hates all of those things , he ’s take a hop to hate me as well . Summer ’s alone on the strange doll fetish though . That ’s just weird . * Pushes Transformer toys under the layer . *
Pro : This is the second “ antiquing ” quotation that ’s been hurl around in True descent . Why , no idea . But I ’m moderately sure you most definitely can go antiquate in the dark . Still that was an lovely phrase Summer .
Pro : Lafayette want “ to meet the sick piece of tail who place the veggie burger with bacon . ” Turns out it was just Jesus ! The Jesus he ’s sleeping with , not the Messiah . I ’m thinking the real L.O.G. would probably just order chicken wings .
Pro : Hoyt and Jessica ’s quickie dinner mesa talk was one of the main reasons I ’m such a champion for these two — it is the most emotionally ground relationship on this show . And she ’s a vampire . It does n’t matter if Jessica ’s fangs flick out from fourth dimension to prison term , these two oozing depression , ire and angst without totter into the histrionic absurdness that so many others on this show have fall into . Just about everyone who ’s ever been in a kinship has essay to have the “ sense it out ” conversation . Where each political party prods the other to see if there are any variety of tone still left in there . Does n’t count what kind , lust , love , hatred , whatever . You just postulate to have intercourse . It ’s an unpleasant yet necessary dance of shame that almost always ends in rent . Either the next dayspring , or 5 minutes subsequently . While the minute came and go quicker than anything else on this episode , it was my second preferred moment .
Pro : The end was my preferent moment .
Pro : Jessica also looked absolutely stunning last dark .
Pro : While Russell is on the roof with his Cup O ’ Talbot , he physically turn the candy dish around so Talbot can “ see ” Fangtasia . astonishing .
Con : I had a toilsome time not imagine about another inanimate eccentric during this sequence .
Pro : Lafayette ’s make - up this episode is fab .
Con : Crystal ’s pa is sniffing around Merlotte ’s again , literally . Ugh .
Pro : Sam endure half-baked and transgress a coffee dope over meth Daddy ’s head .
Con : Sam hold up too crazy . So what are the meth masses were - kitties or more were - puppy shape sceneshifter . And if they are were - kitties , why does Sam care ? Ca n’t he turn into all sorts of thing like a fly sheet ? Should n’t Alcide really detest these guy if they are were - kitties or stand for were - puppies ? Just seems like unwashed sense .
Pro : Franklin is back ! Tara is surprisingly doing a capital occupation putting him in his place . Good for you , tell him what ’s up .
Con : Franklin is dead . * throw hands in the air *
inmate : That was a fearful death for a very interesting character . I ’m assuming the wooden bullet train strike him in the heart , right ? Or else splinters would be a heavy problem for the vampire population .
Pro : FINALLY THE END SCENE :
Pro : Amazing . Even the exaggerated pausing and vigorous scenery jaw does n’t stop this moment from becoming the best ending on True Blood thus far . Nothing has topped this . Nothing . Leave it to Dennis O’Hare to make lamia politics interesting . Give this world every award that exists . Also if I could have made that “ Gangsta ” necklace say “ EGOT ” I would have . Dennis O’Hare for the EGOT !
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Pro : Is this a “ game record changer ? ” You betcha . Ca n’t look for next weekend when the human race takes to the streets armed with wooden bullets and silver stakes . Which is likely why Franklin had to die the bad death ever … to prompt viewers that it is , in fact that easy to kill a vampire , sort of .
Pro : After this prospect everyone in my aliveness room was congratulate each other on a task well done , like we had something to do with this . And threatening to eat up each others ’ children . Hey , it happens . Even the “ Now here ’s the weather ” sign off was a cheesetastically delicious . Hell he could have just tell “ Eddington Out ! ” and we would have applauded . Well done True Blood , we did not see that one come . And you did n’t even have to have through - the - pants , head turn , hate sexuality to wow us !
[ A BIG give thanks you toScifi / Fantasy TV Screen Capsfor snagging many of these screengrabs and to Cyriaque Lamar for “ Vampcam ” ]
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