Ben Affleck Sees The Future, So You Don’t Have To

“ If you show someone their future , they have no future . ” That ’s the wiseness of Ben Affleck , in this bizarre snip from Paycheck , the flick that bounced . Apparently if you could count into the hereafter , you turn everybody into soulless plaza minor , with no role . And your attempts to prevent next catastrophes will always cause those catastrophe to happen , because … uhhhh … Hey , it ’s Uma Thurman with really bad hair ! ( Wig ? You adjudicate . ) More details , and another Paycheck time , below .

You think Paycheck is move to be a slippery thriller about a cat who ’s had his memory erased , but it takes a very inauspicious left turn . It turn over out the lacking twelvemonth that was erased from Affleck ’s memory involved him build this automobile that can seem into the hereafter . And he used it to see that bad things would pass off if the machine ever went on the mart . So armed with this precognition , and a cluster of random objects like paper clip , the amnesic Affleck is able-bodied to prevent the horrible time to come he see in the machine . Even though the trouble with the machine is that you may never forestall the frightful future it shows you . Oh hey , it ’s Uma ’s hairsbreadth again !

I ’m going to skip the cheap injection about how if Ben Affleck really had a predict - o - matic machine , he would have been forewarned about Jersey Girl and Gigli . Here ’s another awesome Paycheck here and now : The evil henchman decide to attend into the future - tell machine to see his own hereafter , not realizing Ben Affleck has stuck a bullet in one of the valves to make it muff itself up . So the presage - o - matic auto shows the collaborator that he ’ll get blown up in about twenty seconds … and twenty seconds later on , it happens ! He ’s just turning to run away from the exploding time to come - range , and boom ! It ’s funniness gold . Or maybe comedy gum olibanum , because it ’s so redolent .

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