cover away in factories across the Earth are role - build industrial machines that the world not only deserves to have a go at it about , but also merit a chance to own . Like thishigh - speed meat slicerthat would finally help you realise your dream of having bacon for breakfast , brunch , lunch , and dinner party .

The Textor TS700 - UB high f number involute sword slicer does n’t have a name that rolls off the knife , but when coupled with a powered conveyer belt ( you do n’t really need that dining room table , do you ? ) it can release massive slab of pork , or long peg of sausage balloon , into perfectly sliced and stack food shop meats using a blade that spin at 2,000 RPM . The only downside is you ’re believably not going to be able to press this machine in your dishwasher afterwards .

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