12 Coffins for the Not-So-Undead

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Escapable Vault in Williamsport Wildwood Cemetery

“ In 1937 , at the long time of 83 , he was eat up in the hurdle in Williamsport ’s Wildwood Cemetery , which resembles a large pizza oven with five metal door . Pursell was inhume , McGyver - like , with a board or two , an axe , a hammer and a piece of music of bread . ”

Mouth Operated Grave-Signal

“ as the members are springy any attempt to pull down the pole will only cause the teeth to be more firmly embedded in it The aim of this system is to keep the dupe in the coffin from pulling down the rod and closing the air port in case he should in his paroxysm of agony incident to his find of his term grasp the valve pole ”

Device for Indicating Life in Buried Persons

“ My excogitation has relation to that class of devices for indicating living in somebody forget under incertitude of being in a trance in which connection is hold between the person in 25 the grave accent and an indicator oh the ground over the grave through a casing or tube leading from the control surface of the ground down to the casket ”

Marie Constant Hippolyte Nicolle Coffin

“ I have devise an improved casket permits the body to be kept make bold a fourth dimension until decomposition bent in and moreover enables the person stick in in the to give word of advice if there has been a mistake ”

Spring-Loaded Ejector Coffin

“ If the person buried in a DoS of trance open his eye on returning to consciousness he sees light through the glass disks of the lid and will on coming to his sense unconsciously make a movement by which the mechanism which stand under the pressure of the springs is immediately released and the springing up of the lid is effected The grim somebody can tints raise himself he receives ”

Albert Feabnaught – Grave Signal

A bizarrely over - complicated machine that involve a popup fan .

Annunciator for the Supposed Dead

“ The object of my innovation is to provide a means whereby the supposed cadaver buried before life is extinct on recover vivification may fathom an alarm clock through the annunciator located at the superintendent ’s spot or other suitable lieu by which a signal of spirit may be imparted and also immediate rescue provide to the recuperating body by agency of fresh air until the said body is disinterred and aesculapian aid summoned ”

Carl Redl – Device for Indicating Life in Buried Persons

Boobytrap Coffin Torpedo

“ invention consists a specially construct gunslinger adapt to be readily secure to the coffin and the body of the contained stiff in such way any attempt to remove the consistency after inhumation will stimulate the discharge of the cartridge comprise in the zep and injury or destruction the desecrator of the grave ”

Franz Vestee: Improved Burial-Case

“ should the individual put in the casket on returning life history desire to move up from the casket and the grave accent to the open h6 can do so by way of the ladder H but if too weak to rise by the ladder he can force the cord in his hand and ring the bell I pass the desire alert for help ”